May 2012
I could lie here all night...
shoot-the-wendybird:
It’s directly across the hall!
I have a broken leg.
Awh! Amelia!
silver-carlton:
You can’t neuter a child!
Why not?
I could lie here all night...
shoot-the-wendybird:
Ha. Of course it’s never your fault, other things just get in the way.
It takes too long to walk to the toilet.
Awh! Amelia!
silver-carlton:
stickyfingers-nibs:
silver-carlton:
I’m older than you, Nibs… I win.
I’m her Dad, it counts.
That just means you’re gonna get the title grandpa.
Ooooh no. She’s not allowed kids. We’re gonna do that thing you can do to dogs and cats so they can’t have kids.
I could lie here all night...
shoot-the-wendybird:
Kind of like how the distance between here and the bathroom keeps you from pissing in the actual toilet?
Pretty much yeah.
Awh! Amelia!
silver-carlton:
I’m older than you, Nibs… I win.
I’m her Dad, it counts.
Awh! Amelia!
silver-carlton:
stickyfingers-nibs:
Four.
Wow… I feel old.
You’re telling me.
I could lie here all night...
shoot-the-wendybird:
Nah, you kick. Now I know where she gets that from.
You just get in the way of my legs.
Awh! Amelia!
silver-carlton:
stickyfingers-nibs:
silver-carlton:
Jeez, you’re getting bigger, sweetie.
Isn’t she?
Still adorable… How many months now?
Four.
Awh! Amelia!
silver-carlton:
Jeez, you’re getting bigger, sweetie.
Isn’t she?
I could lie here all night...
shoot-the-wendybird:
I don’t know if I could do with both of you snoring.
Oi I don’t snore.
I could lie here all night...
shoot-the-wendybird:
Hopefully she’ll sleep better now.
Dunno about her but I’m bloody tired.
I could lie here all night...
shoot-the-wendybird:
Squirming like mad, too. God, imagine when she starts crawling…
She’s not going to stop moving.
Hope it's okay with everyone that Amelia stops the...
She’s a quiet kid, don’t worry.
I could lie here all night...
shoot-the-wendybird:
I love this.
Me too. Look at her, hasn’t stopped grinning since she got here.
I could lie here all night...
Just watching her kick her little legs around laughing at nothing.
How much longer do we have to wait...?
shoot-the-wendybird:
stickyfingers-nibs:
shoot-the-wendybird:
[Takes her.] You’re not going to drop her.
I know but I can’t walk and carry her.
Oh yeah, crutches.
C’mon let’s go to my room.
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Sooo who here wants to see the most adorable...
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How much longer do we have to wait...?
shoot-the-wendybird:
[Takes her.] You’re not going to drop her.
I know but I can’t walk and carry her.
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How much longer do we have to wait...?
shoot-the-wendybird:
stickyfingers-nibs:
shoot-the-wendybird:
[Lets out a sound of excitement before jumping off the bed and following him.]
[Opens the door and grins as he sees his mother carrying Amelia] Hey!
[Smiles as she sees them.] Oh my god, she’s so big…
Wow… She has. You take her, I can’t…
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How much longer do we have to wait...?
shoot-the-wendybird:
stickyfingers-nibs:
shoot-the-wendybird:
Then what are we thinking about instead?
…The fact that our kid is here. [Looks out of the window and makes his way towards the door as fast as he can with his crutches]
[Lets out a sound of excitement before jumping off the bed and following him.]
[Opens the door and grins as he sees his mother carrying Amelia] Hey!
How much longer do we have to wait...?
shoot-the-wendybird:
Then what are we thinking about instead?
…The fact that our kid is here. [Looks out of the window and makes his way towards the door as fast as he can with his crutches]
How much longer do we have to wait...?
shoot-the-wendybird:
stickyfingers-nibs:
shoot-the-wendybird:
Okay, we can ask. …What are we going to do about all of this when we get married?
We’ll tackle that when we get to it.
There’s going to be a lot of tackle.
Don’t need to think about it right now.
How much longer do we have to wait...?
shoot-the-wendybird:
Okay, we can ask. …What are we going to do about all of this when we get married?
We’ll tackle that when we get to it.
How much longer do we have to wait...?
shoot-the-wendybird:
stickyfingers-nibs:
shoot-the-wendybird:
Ugh. I hate waiting…You think we could have her here for a night?
Don’t see why not.
Really? You think everyone’d be okay with that?
Well we’ll have to ask.
How much longer do we have to wait...?
shoot-the-wendybird:
Ugh. I hate waiting…You think we could have her here for a night?
Don’t see why not.
How much longer do we have to wait...?
shoot-the-wendybird:
stickyfingers-nibs:
shoot-the-wendybird:
Ugh. Are they here yet?
Not yet.
Could we go to the house and wait? Do you think we could stay there tonight?
Maybe they’re coming here…? I don’t know what’s happening.
How much longer do we have to wait...?
shoot-the-wendybird:
Ugh. Are they here yet?
Not yet.
How much longer do we have to wait...?
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Good evening.
slighty-taylor:
Slights!
Nibs! Nibs!
shoot-the-wendybird:
Shut up, I’m excited.
So am I.
Nibs! Nibs!
shoot-the-wendybird:
Guess who is coming back from Ireland on the first train possible?
I’ll give you three clues.
She has big eyes that watch everything.
She smiles when you sing her tacky pop songs.
And she likes to do thing funny thing with her mouth when she’s sleepy.
Guess.
Oh, I wonder who that could be!
...Did someone take the half bottle of vodka next...
Need to pee, need to pee, need to pee.
shoot-the-wendybird:
I apologize for being the only person in the building that smells clean.
Good. [grins playfully]
Need to pee, need to pee, need to pee.
shoot-the-wendybird:
stickyfingers-nibs:
shoot-the-wendybird:
I don’t ever want to hear another comment about me making the place smell like girl.
You do make the place smell like girl, though.
And what does ‘girl’ smell like, pray tell?
Clean.
Need to pee, need to pee, need to pee.
shoot-the-wendybird:
I don’t ever want to hear another comment about me making the place smell like girl.
You do make the place smell like girl, though.
Need to pee, need to pee, need to pee.
shoot-the-wendybird:
stickyfingers-nibs:
shoot-the-wendybird:
Of all the times to have the inability to multitask.
Okay that’s better.
I have to live with this forever.
Pretty much.
Need to pee, need to pee, need to pee.
shoot-the-wendybird:
Of all the times to have the inability to multitask.
Okay that’s better.
Need to pee, need to pee, need to pee.
shoot-the-wendybird:
I am ignoring this.
Shh I can’t talk and pee at the same time.
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gem-morgan replied to your post: Need to pee, need to pee, need to pee.
// OH GOD, NOT AGAIN. T__T
/ASK ME WHAT I REGRET.
Need to pee, need to pee, need to pee.
Can’t move fast enough though to get to the bathroom.
Half a bottle of vodka? I am so sorry about this…
I've felt so useless lately.
shoot-the-wendybird:
And why not?
I’m trying to be nice here, smile.
I've felt so useless lately.
shoot-the-wendybird:
You survive, it’s just what you do.
I don’t think I would this time.
I've felt so useless lately.
shoot-the-wendybird:
Bullshit, you would’ve been fine.
How d’ya figure that?
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When The Sun Goes Down | @Wendy.
shoot-the-wendybird:
Just the fact that he came back showed Wendy that Nibs could be brave, in his own sick and twisted way. She knew he was scared, just as scared as she was, of how much they cared about each other and weren’t daring to say for fear that it could all go to hell. He could have just gone in there and left her in the alley, gone in and fucked another girl, but he came back to her....
I've felt so useless lately.
shoot-the-wendybird:
Why not?
I would’ve missed you…
Fuck.
natalie-anderson-rpg:
stickyfingers-nibs:
natalie-anderson-rpg:
[turns silently] Don’t you dare Nathan. Don’t you dare talk like that.
[Rolls eyes] Fine, fine. Just pass me some water.
[Picks up glass from dresser table] There. [looks at him] you can’t talk like that. It scares me so much.
[Watches her] Why does it scare you?
I've felt so useless lately.
shoot-the-wendybird:
Maybe I should have left.
…I’m kinda glad you didn’t.
